Hey Jude Flow Chart
When I was little, my grandpa had an electric keyboard that played the instrumental version Hey Jude. Other than the obvious “hey Jude” parts, I didn’t know the lyrics… so I made up the rest myself. I can’t remember all the words I came up with, but I do remember the beginning was something like this:
What is your name?
I don’t know it
So you should tell me
The DNV would like to request that you refrain from disposing pianos in the outhouse.
stop that right now cats. you may be dexterous and agile but you lack the aesthetic sense and opposable thumbs and saintly patience necessary to be a professional photographer. and you, models, what do you think you’re doing? this is just ridiculous. baby kittens don’t need a pram they have tiny little paws for running around on. all of you stop it. and don’t come crying to me when the flash goes off and you get scared.
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